Humor Quote by David Brent Download Open image ““If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. ”” — David Brent ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Success
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” - Chloe Traeger” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." From Head Over Heels, by Jill Shalvis” — jill shalvis Copy Share Image
“If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again.” — Lord Baden-Powell or Thomas H. Palmer or WC Fields Copy Share Image
“Mistakes help to sharpen your next steps. They don’t prove that you shouldn’t try again.” — Gina Greenlee Copy Share Image
“If you try, you've got a chance at succeeding. Failure isn't guaranteed. If you don't even try at all, you've already failed.” — Christi Barth Copy Share Image
“It's hard to show you that I tried unless you end up succeeding.” — Rachel Cohn David Levithan Copy Share Image
“You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it’s only some bugger with a torch bringing you more… — David Brent Copy Share Image
“So my motto would be, 'Be careful,'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes ... and do your job better ... than… — David Brent Copy Share Image
“Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.” — David Brent Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
