Comic Quote by Dave Rubin Download Open image “The one and only thing that every comic agrees on is that you do not steal jokes.” — Dave Rubin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comic Every Jokes Only Steal
When somebody says that a comic steals jokes, it's the ultimate betrayal of comedy. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of… — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
The election of Trump threw the chess board up. The pieces are all over the place. That's upsetting to a lot of people, but… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
Classical liberalism is the idea that individual freedom and limited government are the best way for humans to form a free society. — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
If you took one of these One Direction kids, because they basically are kids, my guess is one of them is gay. — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
I believe the regressive Left - the group of people who use illiberal tactics to silence those defending liberal principles - to be the… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make it tolerable… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
Those who only tolerate people they agree with or like aren't actually tolerant. — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
I spent too many years of my life stressing over and struggling with my sexuality. But it was a valuable lesson. I realised that… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
I don't do anything in my life as far as I know, or at least consciously, that's based in religion. — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
I think virtually everyone wants to do good and be good and be decent to each other and pursue something that is valuable to… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
Obviously, I agree with Trump on many of his criticisms of the mainstream media. You can absolutely argue that their failure to report honestly,… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
One of the key characteristics of the comic book medium is that it is not brought to life by just one voice. — Jim Lee Copy Share Image
The big problem for comic art is you don't want to overwork it. If a drawing is overworked it isn't funny. It's the spontaneity… — Edward Sorel Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
It's really a pity that there are observers who view political events like comic strips. There has to be a Zorro, there has to… — Thomas Sankara Copy Share Image
I've always had a soft spot for comic books. I learned to read from them. The words in them were so interesting. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I never envisioned when I was reading that comic as a 17-year-old that I would have the opportunity to actually play the character. — Karl Urban Copy Share Image
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. — Dana Carvey Copy Share Image
I started publishing my comic while I was still living with my parents. — Adrian Tomine Copy Share Image
When you think of comic book readers, you never think of the brown girl, and I was that. — Iman Vellani Copy Share Image
“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
