Comedy Quote by Dave Rubin

I'm very protective of my material. And you have to be, because it's very easy for people just to steal jokes.

— Sarah Millican

Never steal jokes.

— Tony Rock

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.…

— Brian Regan

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

— Andy Rooney

If you find someone who agrees with you 80 percent of the time that is your friend not your enemy.

— John Ensign

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.

— Mo Udall

“Here’s how you know if you’ve created God in your own image: he agrees with you on everything.”

— John Mark Comer

I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.

— Dan Harmon

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

— Benjamin Disraeli

“Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor.” ~ Ronald Reagan”

— George Ilian

Of course, we know that not everyone agrees with assisted suicide, but people might agree that one has the right to it, even if…

— John Rawls

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.

— Anonymous