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“The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon…” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“The Republicans have a high Beady-Eyed Self-Righteous Scary Borderline Loon Quotient, as evidenced by Phyllis Schlafly, Pat Robertson, the entire state of Utah, etc.”

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