Crosses Quote by Dave Barry

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.

— John Sandford

The grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree.

— Chrystos

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.

— Anonymous

The most savory grape, the one that produces the wines with best texture and aroma, the sweetest and most generous, doesn't grow in rich…

— Isabel Allende

I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly.

— Fiorello H. La Guardia

I've been into the habit of freezing white grapes and using them as a snack. Instead of eating peanuts or popcorn or something like…

— Mike Ditka

Like its breakfast companion Marmite, jam seems to divide the crowds. In many of its mass-produced guises, it seems barely acquainted with the fruit…

— Rachel Khoo

I thought these grapes were ripe, but I see now they are quite sour.

— Aesop

The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

— Thomas Love Peacock

“A grape may be a raisin, and taste the sweeter for it, but even a raisin will rot on the vine, if you do…

— E.J. Patten

I'm not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I'll say, 'It tastes like chicken.'…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.

— Penn Jillette