Bad news Quote by Dave Barry

If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.

— Anonymous

All you've got is the word of a fool dog. It's been my experience that a bloodhound is the foolishest dog that is. I…

— Laurence Stallings

Good fences make good neighbors, and these were apparently good enough that they had not felt the need for razor wire at the top.…

— Dean Koontz

“You Can't Keep Wild Animal In Your Back Yard And Expect It To Go only After Your Neighbor.”

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Jones had a dog; it had a chain; Not often worn, not causing pain; But, as the I.K.L. had passed Their 'Unleashed Cousins Act’…

— G.K. Chesterton

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds…

— Dave Barry

“Suddenly a dog burst from the concealment of the trees, its shaggy wheaten coat gleaming warmly in the sun. He was a medium-sized mix…

— Tracy Anne Warren

Each dog barks in his own yard!

— Rudyard Kipling

“Joanne Sanders, a broad woman in her forties, posed with friends, family, and Snowball in photographs displayed on the mantel of the fake fireplace.…

— Emily Kimelman

If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates.

— Charles Bukowski

“When people visit my farm they often envision their dog, finally off-leash in acres of safely fenced countryside, running like Lassie in a television…

— Patricia B. McConnell

Dogs are fine in the field.

— George Herbert