I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Novelists have, on the average, about the same IQs as the cosmetic consultants at Bloomingdale’s department store. Our power is patience. We… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Rush Limbaugh is beginning to look more and more like Mr. Big, and at some point somebody's going to jam a CO2… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from… — Ryan Stiles Copy Share Image
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Rush Limbaugh is beginning to look more and more like Mr. Big, and at some point somebody's going to jam a CO2… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
We need to stop burning fossil fuels and utilize only wind, water, and solar power with all generation of power coming from… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
