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“Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the…” quote by Dave Barry
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“Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.”

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About This Quote

Source Story: Dave Barry Column, 1998

An intern asks a silly question, then copies the answer literally, showing literal misunderstanding of instructions.

In simple terms: A worker misinterprets a simple solution and repeats the problem.

Key Takeaway

Think before acting on advice.

Themes

humor miscommunication workplace

Mood

amused lighthearted

Type

anecdotal humorous

When to use this quote

  • office
  • customer service
  • training
  • communication

Key Concepts

literalism problem solving

Questions to Reflect On

  • How often do you follow instructions too literally?
  • What could be done to clarify simple tasks?
A Different Perspective

The joke relies on the intern not grasping the concept of copying, which may not translate well without context.

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