Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image ““Regular adult Americans are no more capable of doing math than they are of photosynthesis.”” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“....young people unskilled in mathematics, addled by credit cards, and weaned on so-called intelligent design...will somehow retool American science for another generation of world… — Kevin Phillips Copy Share Image
“I did the math. (I presume Americans don't pluralise mathematics because they only plan to do it once.)” — Sheridan Jobbins Copy Share Image
“We mathematicians understand that without the education of children, the economy cannot grow, and the world would starve from ignorance.” — V.M.Robinson Copy Share Image
“I thought about the hours we spent practicing increasingly complex math problems. He taught me that lack of knowledge and lack of intelligence were… — J.D. Vance Copy Share Image
“I think scientists have a valid point when they bemoan the fact that it's socially acceptable in our culture to be utterly ignorant of… — Jennifer Ouellette Copy Share Image
“These kids today. Back then, we couldn't afford photosynthesis. We had to build oxygen from scratch with an atom smasher.” — Tim Hensley Copy Share Image
“the kid can learn, but he only wants to do one thing at a time. He could spend days on end hunched over just… — Viktor Arnar Ingólfsson Copy Share Image
“You’re probably better at math than I am, because pretty much everyone’s better at math than I am, but it’s okay, I’m fine with… — Jennifer Niven Copy Share Image
There's a tendency for adults to label the math that they can do (such as identifying patterns, choosing between competing offers in a supermarket,… — Robert Eastaway Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
