Christmas Quote by Dave Barry

The thought of buying a gift and wrapping is too much of an effort for me.

— Gauri Khan

People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped.

— Nadine Gordimer

“A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect.”

— Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in…

— Steven Wright

“But you can gift wrap a piece of shit and it’s still a piece of shit.”

— David Finkel

Every year, my boys and I create new cool gift wrap paper. We hand paint the design and come up with interesting ways to…

— Kelly Wearstler

Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]…If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of…

— Dave Barry

I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christmas wrapping. I didn't know…

— Joel Edgerton

“This is why it's good manners to give gifts in wrappers: so that, for a moment, that beast in all of us that makes…

— Dexter Palmer

For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.

— W. Bruce Cameron

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the…

— Jean Kerr

Gifts are like hooks.

— Martial