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“I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.”

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“Conception is the beginning of human life. From the time that an ovum is fertilized a new life begins that is neither that of…

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In the entire history of the universe, let alone in your own history, there has never been another day just like today, and there…

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It was no accident, no coincidence, that the seasons came round and round year after year. It was the Lord speaking to us all…

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We do not want to be reminded that it is we, the indigenous people, who are poor and exploited in the land of our…

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Always keep the smile, because the smile is the beginning of love.

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The wailing of the newborn infant is mingled with the dirge for the dead.

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