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“I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all…” quote by Dave Barry — Download Open image

“I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.”

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“For me, it´s sloth," I say. "Hedonistic sloth and escapism.”

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