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“I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.”

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WASHINGTON - Ever since President Obama ordered American warplanes to begin bombing terrorist targets in Iraq and Syria last year, members of Congress have…

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“Southerner Tom Watson, a populist Jeffersonian from Georgia, faced potential prosecution under the law because his newspaper often opposed Wilson’s war aims and policies.…

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In retrospect, the political and cultural climate in the early '60s seems both a time of innocence and also like a sultry, still summer…

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“It is always a fashion to advise disputants to sit round a table and solve disputes by dialogue and discussion, and not to resort…

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“This giant fleet of American warships – a modern armada – churns across the ocean day and night for a journey of four thousand…

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When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell!

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U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt has been described as founder of the Bull Moose Party, the man who led his troops up San Juan Hill…

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