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There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian…

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In 1887, Oregon became the first state to make Labor Day an official holiday, with Colorado, Massachusetts, New Jersey, and New York quickly following suit.

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Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…

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It looks like our defense is quite a bit better than it has been in the last two years, ... If we can keep…

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I don't want to, on behalf of the bureau, comment on Ohio law as opposed to Washington law as opposed to Colorado law.

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I was born in Evanston, Illinois. I spent my elementary and part of my junior high school years in a D.C. suburb. And then…

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“Beware of the plygs of Colorado City, Arizona. They have no cups of coffee for the likes of you.”

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“I want you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”

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