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Childbirth Quote by Dave Barry

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“Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.”

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For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope…

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