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“And we're more valuable to you alive," said Marcus. Delarosa cocked her head to the side. "How?" "Because, um..." Marcus grimaced. "I don't actually know, I just assumed because that's what people typically say at this point.” quote by Dan Wells — Download Open image

““And we're more valuable to you alive," said Marcus. Delarosa cocked her head to the side. "How?" "Because, um..." Marcus grimaced. "I don't actually know, I just assumed because that's what people typically say at this point.””

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