Humor Quote by Dan Brown

Langdon turned to Sophie. "Who is that? What... happened?" Teabing hobbled over. "You were rescued by a knight brandishing an Excalibur made by Acme…

— Dan Brown

“Stephen was holding his glass of tea so tightly it squeezed out the bottom of his grip like toothpaste and landed on the table.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“There was not enough tea in the world to make it bearable.”

— Tarun Shanker

“Everything moved rapidly after the tea was drunk.”

— Garth Nix

“It was fortunate that tea was at hand, to produce a lull and provide refreshment...”

— Louisa May Alcott

“fierce tea making in time of war,”

— Geoffrey Hill

“Tea was sucha comfort.”

— Edna St. Vincent Millay

“Hae you got everything you need in the shape of-of tea?”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a…

— David Sedaris

“I read the tea leaves as if they were words left over from a conversation between two cups.”

— Anonymous

“Rhysand summoned a mug of hot tea from nowhere and handed it to me. “Drink it.”

— Sarah J. Maas

“What about the teakettle? What if the spout opened and closed when the steam came out, so it would become a mouth, and it…

— Jonathan Safran Foer