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“A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.”

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“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.”

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Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

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Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

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Whoever I had become had to die.

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My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

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People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning.

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I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

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I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

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114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

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Behind every successful child is an adult who believed in him.

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Plainly, the environment must be a living one, directed by a higher intelligence, arranged by an adult who is prepared for his mission.

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Part of life is doing stuff that you don't want to do.

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