Attorney Quote by Conan O'Brien

Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out because he's…

— Bill Maher

Whatever surgery someone wants to get is none of your business.

— Hari Nef

If a man needs his appendix taken out, his gallbladder treated and some brain surgery as well, I don't think too many doctors would…

— Bob Lavner

“I don’t want the surgery.”

— Eme Strife

Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol.

— Sharon Jones

By the way, what happened to our surgeon general who warned us about AIDS and smoking? That position has been completely stripped of power.

— Laurie David

Surgeons can cut out everything except cause.

— Herbert M. Shelton

“Sure, a surgeon can stand to look at a mutilated body," Crawford said, crumpling his cup and stepping on the pedal of the covered…

— Thomas Harris

I've asked Jobs why he didn't get an operation then and he said, 'I didn't want my body to be opened. I didn't want…

— Walter Isaacson

“Surgeons don’t cut you open for fun. They would probably rather be playing rugby or getting very drunk and accusing each other of being…

— Benjamin Daniels

Finally there was one open-minded surgeon in the great Pennsylvania General Hospital. He said, 'Let us give this young fellow a chance.' So they…

— Paul Douglas

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

— Sandra Bernhard