Competing Quote by Conan O'Brien

Tough Olympic news for the Romneys. Ann Romney's horse Rafalka did not advance to the Olympic finals. Apparently it was beat by a smooth-talking…

— Conan O'Brien

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

— David Letterman

To me, Ann Romney sounds like a better candidate than her husband. She put her MS into remission through horseback riding, alternative therapies, and…

— Patti Davis

Ann Romney has been front-and-center. She's held a lot of town halls, a lot of campaign rallies, on her own, separate from her husband.…

— Monica Crowley

Ann Romney... looked to me like a corporate wife. The stories she told about struggles - eh! It's hard for me to believe. I…

— Juan Williams

That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of…

— Bill Maher

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the…

— Roseanne Barr

Bands a Make her dance,Food Stamps a make her twerk, if romney gets in office these hoes will have to work! lol

— Bryan

I've seen the success of Mary Kom at the Olympics... We stayed in the same flat. If she can win a medal after being…

— Geeta Phogat

I don't think [Mitt] Romney can sit there and wait to win because perhaps people are disappointed with President [Barack] Obama.

— William Kristol

Mitt Romney has undergone an extreme makeover, and it ain’t pretty.

— Julian Castro

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.

— David Letterman