Candidates Quote by Conan O'Brien

Here in California, one candidate for governor is a 100-year-old woman. She's going door-to-door and asking one simple question - 'Do I live here?'

— Craig Kilborn

The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do…

— Jay Leno

There is only one governor, and his name is Gray Davis.

— Gray Davis

Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

— Craig Kilborn

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I met this woman who was a hundred, this housekeeper, a hundred years old. I interviewed her. She just told me about her whole…

— Tate Taylor

As a registered Democrat, I am praying for a credible presidential candidate to emerge from the younger tier of politicians in their late 40s.…

— Camille Paglia

I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'

— Dolly Parton

It doesn't hurt to be a former governor. It helps in terms of getting your phone calls returned.

— Sonny Perdue

She had breast cancer. No one said she shouldn't run for governor.

— Jodi Rell

It will be interesting to see how she reconciles her rhetoric of 2004, when she said that the election (for governor) was all about…

— Anonymous

Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff…

— Craig Ferguson