Firearms Quote by Conan O'Brien

“Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.” quote by Conan O'Brien — Download Open image

“Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.”

Conan O'Brien

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