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“At his campaign launch, Donald Trump apparently paid extras $50 to cheer for him at the rally. Trump said, 'Usually when I pay a person to like me, it's my wife.'”

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

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“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

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My wife and daughters work. My campaign manager in 2005 was a working mother. I appointed 5 women to my senior staff as Attorney General.

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I would like to have campaign spending limits.

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