Humor Quote by Colin Watson

“The advantage of being married a long time was that one could argue without the necessity of the other's actual, physical presence.”

— William Browning Spencer

“Marriage is a lie—the most beautiful lie two people can share.”

— Anthony Marais

“You seem to forget that I am married, and the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary…

— Oscar Wilde

“Underneath the quarrels,the misunderstandings, the apparent hostility of everyday life, a real and true affection can exist. Married life, I mused, as I went…

— Agatha Christie

“When you believe marriage is your answer, you'll often give something that eventually hurts you both.”

— Craig Groeschel

“Marriage didnt really seem to be about love; it was about the ability to live together for a long period of time”

— Jodi Picoult

“A marriage is sensitive, fragile and crucial. Once you mess up with how you handle it, it will shatter”

— Diyar Harraz

“A truth emerges in any long marriage, and the truth is this: Our spouses sometimes know us better than we even know ourselves.”

— Nicholas Sparks

“It is lack of communication that leads to unhappy marriage.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“And I loved her so much I couldn't conceive of ever parting from her; true, we never talked about marriage, but at least was…

— Milan Kundera

“It isn’t a case of marriage having been tried and found wanting. In this 20th century world, true marriage is deeply wanted, but largely…

— Richard Lessor

“Yeah, well, it’s easy to stay married if you don’t care how you make the other person feel. Lies are a hell of a…

— Sarah Moriarty