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““ So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love with you, Caleb. I fell in love with your sick sense of humor. I fell in love with the way you protected me. You saved my life!" - Livvie/Kitten””

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“Tell me you love me, Caleb," I whispered. He kissed me, refusing. "I wish I could, Kitten”

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“He couldn’t say it. He couldn’t tell her how much she had come to mean to him. She could destroy him with her rejection.…

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“My name is Kitten and my master is gone. What could possibly be more important?”

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He was my tormentor and my solace; the creator of the dark and the light within.

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“It seemed to Caleb, the nature of human being revolved around one empirical truth: we want what we cannot have. For Eve, it was…

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