Funny Quote by Christian Heggs Download Open image “Twitter should have RETWEET, & then RE-MOTHERFUCKING-TWEET for that real shit.” — Christian Heggs ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Twitter
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You should actually tweet everything you do - it's your fucking personal diary not twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the introduction and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click away! — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Twitter is so stupid. I mean, it sucks! It's not a good way to communicate and it's really difficult to use it for any… — Phil Elvrum Copy Share Image
Twitter is a deliberate abstention. Somehow I hate the idea of there always being, in the back of my mind, this little voice saying:… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I go to school. And my mother is not yet satisfied.lol — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
So, Ladies. I want a logical explanation on why ya'll love these dreaded, tatted ,thugs , who have no future. Explain this to me. — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Basic Hoes Twitter Name, LICK My This, EAT My That, Roman Numerals, Pretty This, Bad That, Minaj This, Monroe That Or Barbie This. — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
In a Ghetto HouseHold EVERYBODY has a nick name. Tell POOKIE to tell MAN MAN to get PEANUT and stop by COOKIES and get… — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Not all BLACK girls are stuck up, wear weave, talk loud, are hoes, get pregnant, are ghetto, or ignorant.. — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Don't let me go Tonight. Don't Break Me, Like we Never Had Two Nights. To Repair the Two Pieces that had me broken Tonight. — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
We speak as if we are wise, We see as if we are experts, We do as if we are grown , We are… — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
Cheating is played out . if you wanna fuck around , just be single , don't put peoples feelings into something that AINT real... — Christian Heggs Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
