Humor Quote by Chris Colfer Download Open image ““I, for one, am a CNN junkie. I’m convinced it stands for Chris Needs News.”” — Chris Colfer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor News
CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
“walk over and turn the television on to CNN, and it has a huge BREAKING NEWS banner plastered across the bottom of the screen.… — David Rosenfelt Copy Share Image
“Chris just watches, but he can't keep his mouth shut for long. "Excellent, everyone is serving me. I'm glad you guys have finally figured… — Kate Sherwood Copy Share Image
“Trump’s candidacy was the media gift that kept giving, and the more outrageous he became the better the payday for networks.” — Jared Yates Sexton Copy Share Image
Working for CNN, you help set the agenda for decision makers and industry leaders simply by doing your job. What the network covers and… — Richard Quest Copy Share Image
I'm a news junkie. Anderson Cooper, I watch him every night. I watch Piers Morgan a lot as well. — Louis Walsh Copy Share Image
“But that’s the beauty of American cable news, darling. It doesn’t have to be credible. It just has to be entertaining.” — Daniel Silva Copy Share Image
“This little coin toss with NBC was vintage Donald. Zoom in for the jackpot. Be outrageous in your demands. Keep a straight face. See… — Timothy L. O'Brien Copy Share Image
I think I just want to leave my mark in some way. I hope I leave the world a better place than it was… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Because I would rather have nothing and a big heart than everything and no heart at all.” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“After seeing amazing magical places like Neverland, Oz, Narnia and Wonderland, why did you ever want to leave?" The girls looked to one another;… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“mandolin that made Conner jump. “She predicts his future, And curses his enemies, With devilish concoctions, She heals his injuries.” “Great,” Conner” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
There are ways to meet people and surround yourself with like-minded people who will support you. — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Jealousy is just a reminder of the frustrations you have with yourself. Who” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“Our Titanic of a family sank deeper and deeper as time went on. But in a sick way, I'm almost glad it did. In… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
What grinds me the most is that we’re sending kids out into the world who don’t know how to balance a checkbook, don’t know… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with fairytales, and I was a very, very inquisitive kid, and I would ask my mom all kinds of questions. It… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
People only love you as long as they're getting something of you, but the minute you say something they don't want to hear or… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
“The sun slowly set and night started to fall. I almost felt betrayed in a way, knowing the sun would rise again the next… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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