Bar Quote by Chelsea Handler

““There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.””

Chelsea Handler

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I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

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I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…

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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

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I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just…

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“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”

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