Bad years Quote by Chelsea Handler

“Why was Brock so hell-bent on hurting Troy? He was the one who ended up marrying Troy’s girl and got a job from the…

— L.J. Shen

We met the Jonas Brothers. Nick [Jonas] is so cute ... I don't think Reggie will get mad because [Nick] is, like, I really…

— Kim Kardashian

“Damn. Totally forgot. Guess I just got my man card yanked for not realizing football season had started. In my defense, I am a…

— C.J. Pinard

So while the name Redskins is only a bit offensive, it’s extremely tacky and dated—like an old aunt who still talks about ‘colored people’…

— David Plotz

Basically, everybody I know hates the Cowboys.

— Todd Gurley

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in…

— Dave Attell

“Congratulations, Mommy," I say, dropping the doll into his hands. "You could've told me I knocked you up." "My bad. I thought you'd force…

— Miranda Kenneally

“The quarterback? Wow. My mom wouldn't let me stand in the same checkout line as a high school senior. She's so lame. She's not…

— Kristin Hannah

Troy was a play-maker. He was an extremely instinctive safety and moved around, could do whatever they asked him to do. I kind of…

— Minkah Fitzpatrick

Right before I left ESPN, someone suggested doing a NFL story in the spring. The person was laughed out of the room.

— Rich Eisen

“I walked stiffly past the worst hussy of them all: my former BFF, who'd apparently decided to move in. Jessica had been at the…

— Darynda Jones

“Troy earned all of our respect,” says Garry Cobb, the Dallas linebacker. “He got killed and refused to cry. I’ve been on the field…

— Jeff Pearlman