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“I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.”

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I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

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I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run…

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At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and…

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A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that David Copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the…

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It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is…

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“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity…

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I try to not overthink anything. I don't understand why nipples are nudity. Who cares? Men can show their nipples but if we have…

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Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed…

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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

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I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second¦ or the fifth. Ill just…

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“It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.”

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Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn…

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It was when Boston invited us to do a parade one November, and I was the only [Star Wars] cast member skeptical of the…

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I got my first paycheck as a cast member in the Broadway production of 'HAIR' when I was 16 years old.

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It's kind of bizarre, isn't it? Having that kind of attention. I'm not under the microscope in the same fashion that a lot of…

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Being an actor is often very tedious, which is why it helps hugely if your fellow cast members are also good friends.

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I continue to stay close to Kellan Lutz and in touch with him. Because [the cast members of Twilight] have become so close.

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It was my second show as a writer, and Justin Timberlake was just coming off boy-band stardom. People were rolling their eyes, but I…

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This MacGyver is a twentysomething agent who, rather than operating on his own, is part of a team engaged in high-risk missions that take…

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That dude Stephen Falk that created You're The Worst, he used to work on the show Weeds, and we sort of came across each…

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My favorite cast member of 'Scandal' is Josh Malina.

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We start with people who are motivated to get paid and be on TV, and we end up with people who have been transformed…

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As a viewer I came of age during a time when cast members were prone to fistfights. So I may be carrying a little…

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Lightning crashed on the horizon. A breeze swirled around the Cast Members. The air tasted dusty, almost bitter, with electrical charge.

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