Music career Quote by Chelsea Handler

“so i take it this is your dog?" "yeah Sam's a real lady-killer." "i'm more of a cat person myself.”

— Stephanie

“Thus we find the source of our new multiple murderer primarily among the ambitious who failed - or who believed they would fail -…

— Elliot Leyton

“I can see the headline now: 'murderer attempts to murder murderer.”

— Lemony Snicket

“Do you think he's the murderer?" "It's worse than that -- he's an actor!”

— Julian Fellowes

“The fact that I had killed a man was really putting a crimp in my love life. Well, okay, to be strictly accurate, I…

— Laura Resnick

“Poor me. A murderer who got caught before he could murder anybody.”

— Dan Chaon

“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.”

— John R. Erickson

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“I do not kill people for money, David. I pay other people to kill people for money. I'm a murder pimp.”

— Dianne Sylvan

“I don't think he could ever be a serial killer. He's way too shy. That Ted Bundy guy, he was pretty outgoing , from…

— Meg Cabot

“I have a suspicious mind, and murder is kind of my business.”

— B.J. Daniels

“Let's go down to the basement." I didn't move. "How do I know you're not some kind of serial killer with a perverted sex…

— Cherry Cheva