Humor Quote by Cath Crowley Download Open image ““We didn’t have a date. A date ends in a kiss, not blood and broken cartilage.”” — Cath Crowley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“The element of dates I dread. To kiss or not to kiss, I hated that question.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“It wasn't like a date, she reasoned. Not like some weird double date with her and the brother of the dead guy and her… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t really a date,” I said. “Just dinner.” “Did he pay?” “Yes.” “Did he kiss you?” A bit of a hesitation this time.… — Tiffany Snow Copy Share Image
“And he said... ...a date will not necessarily leave a good taste in your mouth.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
“Date?” I hear the hardness creeping into his voice. “I’ve escorted a lot of women around this town, and I’ve fucked a hell of… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
“Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy?” — Steph Campbell Copy Share Image
“Well, I think we just had a date," he answers quietly; then, frowning, adds, "At least I think that's what it was. I told… — Deidre Knight Copy Share Image
“Any date that ended with two people drinking wine near a fire also ended with a woman’s thong being thrown across the room.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about it. I'd have dumped me too if I was on a romantic date with that!” — Leigh Fallon Copy Share Image
“Dating today can feel like a maze, full of twists, turns, and unexpected dead ends.” — Ronen Dancziger Copy Share Image
“Get up, Henry,' he says. 'You're fermenting. Tell him he's fermenting, George.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Secondhand books are haunted, according to him. Ghosts in the pages.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Serial killer aren't creative." "Watch a little Dexter and get back to me on that.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“I made you collapsible. I put you in and raised you with string and made you stay there with putty.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“I’ve been reading a heap too—not swimming. I don’t swim. I like baths, though, and they allow the added bonus of being able to… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“I spray the sky fast. Eyes ahead and behind. Looking for cops. Looking for anyone I don't want to be here. Paint sails and… — cath crowley Copy Share Image
“Words matter, in fact. They're not pointless, as you've suggested. If they were pointless, then they couldn't start revolutions and they wouldn't change history. If they were just words, we wouldn't write songs or listen to them. We wouldn't beg to be read to as kids. If they were just words, then stories wouldn't have been around since before we… — Cath Crowley Copy Share
“I stopped doubting her predication after she told me I'd be allergic to guava juice, which was something I'd never tried. I drank a… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“If my like for you was a footy crowd, you'd be deaf cos of the roar. And if my like for you were a… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Ellipses," according to Henry, are "fucking excellent." The exclamation mark is just a weird guy who talks too loudly.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Humans are strong, but if you hit them at the right point, they destruct.” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
