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Yards Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."
- The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and…
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- I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't… — Arthur Ashe
- Chicago's buoy was a couple of hundred yards astern of Arizona, and I was saddened to look at her. — Jack Adams
- There are blessings in being close to the soil, in raising your own food even if it is only a garden in… — Ezra Taft Benson
- In this time the enemy began to undermine our fort, which was situated sixty yards from Kentucky River. — Daniel Boone
- A lot of things look good on an academic's blackboard in terms of the actions that need to be taken. It's almost… — John O. Brennan
- Exercise, from a public health perspective, is an unmitigated failure. The world's longest-lived people live in environments that nudge them into more… — Dan Buettner
- Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it. — Truman Capote
- We lived within two hundred yards of the sea, and its voice was in our ears night and day. — Edward Carpenter
- The word was enough. It ran like fire along the line, from man to man, and rose into a shout, with which… — Joshua Chamberlain
- The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I… — George Clooney
- It always amazes me to think that every house on every street is full of so many stories; so many triumphs and… — Glenn Close