"The bad news was that the yard contained……" — Dave Barry

The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very,… - Dave Barry
"The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp."

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