Hairy Quotes

83 quotes by 76 authors

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. — Erma Bombeck
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy. — Jim Carrey
I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things. — Tori Amos
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. — Mike Harding
Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints. — Wallace Stevens
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
For love... has two faces; one white, the other black; two bodies; one smooth, the other hairy. It has two hands, two feet, two tails,… — Virginia Woolf
I think a man is a man, and a man has a hairy chest, so let that be! — Yvonne Strahovski
I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. — Cornelia Funke
Lawyers on TV always tell their clients not to say anything. The cops say that thing: 'Anything you say will be used against you.' Self-incrimination.… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Only to the white man was nature a "wilderness" and only to him was the land "infested" with "wild" animals and "savage" people. To us… — Luther Standing Bear
I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats, its very unsexy. — Brooklyn Decker
The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay their hands on to be… — Hunter S. Thompson
Humans are just barely intelligent tool users; Darwinian evolutionary selection stopped when language and tool use converged, leaving the average hairy meme carrier sadly deficient… — Charles Stross
'English fair play' is a fine expression. It justifies the bashing of the puny draper's assistant by the big hairy blacksmith, and this to the… — Joseph Furphy
And may at last my weary age Find out the peaceful hermitage, The hairy gown and mossy cell, Where I may sit and rightly spell… — John Milton
I am merely a conduit, a kind of big hairy tool. I am just a plastic funnel connected to a Moogâ€¦ — Vangelis
A hairy body, and arms stiff with bristles, give promise of a manly soul. — Juvenal
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy. — Robert Black
Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole. — Pimp C

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