"Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers……" — Mike Harding
"Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind."
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18 Quotes by Mike Harding
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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