Sneeze Quotes

67 quotes by 64 authors

I'm allergic to coming in second but I never sneeze. — Drake
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. — Mike Harding
I like to write when I feel spiteful; it's like having a good sneeze. — D. H. Lawrence
Brazil is in a solid position. In the past, if the United States sneezed, we caught pneumonia. Today, if the United States sneezes, we sneeze… — Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva
I look up to heaven only when I want to sneeze. — Ivan Turgenev
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say. — Ronnie Shakes
And as I looked at the star, I realised what millions of other people have realised when looking at stars. We're tiny. We don't matter.… — Danny Wallace
I seldom remember my father, but I sneeze and rub my nose the way he did. I also love my son with grief and anger,… — Mason Cooley
He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze. — Keith Preston
In the old days people never bothered about what others did, so long as they were free to do what they liked themselves. Today, one… — Tunku Abdul Rahman
There is a tendency among many shallow thinkers of our day to teach that every human act is a reflex, over which we do not… — Fulton J. Sheen
In middle life, the human back is spoiling for a technical knockout and will use the flimsiest excuse, even a sneeze, to fall apart. — Elwyn Brooks White
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar… — Robert Benchley
I live in a Swiss village so small, if you sneeze everyone knows. — Geraldine Chaplin
No, no, no, I don't snort no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,… — Ringo Starr
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. — Bob Dylan
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than feed upon turkey… — Miguel de Cervantes
Emotions are far more contagious than any disease. A smile or a panic will spread through a group of people far faster than any virus… — Seth Godin
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? — Jean Kerr
I grew up with an impatience with the anti-scientific. So I'm a bit miffed with our current love affair with all things Eastern. If I… — Hugh Laurie

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