Sneeze Quotes

67 Sneeze quotes by 63 unique authors

Since weâ€™re playing that gameâ€¦ I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. â€œDo you have to sneeze?â€ he asked.… — Ilona Andrews
The greatest happiness [...] is to sneeze when you want to. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom. — Mark Twain
Very often, writing a song is a process that happens to me rather than one that I instigate. I feel a song coming on and,… — Kat Edmonson
I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze. — D. H. Lawrence
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than feed upon turkey… — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
When I sneeze I say Pikachu. -.- cx — Jasmine Laura
That funny moment when sneeze so hard it makes you fart and when people look at you funny, you look at your pants and make… — Evan Ceaser
A big goat does not sneeze without reason. — Laylow
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to cough or sneeze.… — Green Monk
An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze. — Ruth Westheimer
I cough on the chorus, sneeze on that loose leaf Napkin. Nigga my loogies eat tracks up, now while my fan base adds up. — Unknown Author
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please. Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze. — Shaggy
Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze! Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you gotta. — Snow White
Homie holding a nina, could sneeze him a brick. Knee-deep in the cocaine, trees in the six. — Styles P
Sorry if I sneeze around you, I'm allergic to assholes. — Chris Time Steele
You came in my life so abandon and weak, I took you in I covered you with all the love of me, And before I… — Unknown Author
Winter sneeze brings spring breeze. — Alyssa Tillmon
People say Bless you when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second — Theophilus
Dont sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out — Curly

Who Wrote These Sneeze Quotes

63 authors contributed a total of 67 Sneeze Quotes, led by these top contributors: