Sneeze Quotes

67 quotes by 63 authors

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity. — Marilyn vos Savant
You hang around actors, or dancers, the minute you sneeze, everybody has a remedy, and we're all on a million different kinds of diets, and… — Anna Deavere Smith
Clare had studied the curves of those lips so many times that he could reproduce them mentally with ease: and now, as they again confronted… — Thomas Hardy
I salute to you Commander and I sneeze 'Cause I have Now an Allergy To your policies it seems Where have we gone wrong America?… — Tori Amos
Will looked up angrily, shaking his head in disbelief. Will you shut up? he said tautly. Horace shrugged in apology. 'I'm sorry' he said, I… — John Flanagan
You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world. — J D Salinger
Things shouldn't hinge on so very little. Sneeze and you're highway carnage. Remove one tiny stone and you're an avalanche statistic. But I guess if… — Miriam Toews
It's a soft-sounding word, 'never,' but its velvety timbre can't hide its sharp edges...Never pressed down on him. It grabbed him by the neck and… — Kathi Appelt
There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesnâ€™t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know thatâ€™s not true. I n… — Audrey Hepburn
He stopped and looked at her. "Your eyes are leaking." "It's the flowers. They make me sneeze." "Then let us be away from the garden.… — Lynn Kurland
If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing,… — Brian P. Cleary
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? — Victor Borge
He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear… — Derek Landy
Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze. — Terry Pratchett
Itâ€™s a depressing habit you have of loving to sneeze and of eating apples as if they were juicier for you and being the first… — Leonard Cohen
I pulled in a soft breath. My lungs were starving, crying out for air. I lay still, and a cough tickled at the back of… — Lilith Saintcrow
Youâ€™d better get busy, though, buddy. The goddam sands run out on you every time You turn around. I know what Iâ€™m talking about. Youâ€™re… — J D Salinger
It's because when we sneeze, our soul flies out our nose and if no one says 'bless you,' the devil can snatch it. — Kelley Armstrong
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made… — Dr. Seuss
A sneeze travels at a peak velocity of two hundred miles per hour. A burp, more slowly; a fart, slower yet. But a kiss thrown… — Tom Robbins

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