"British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white……" — Mike Harding
"British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C. ... They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in the hand of the Arabs. They also believe that if you sleep with your head under the pillow a fairy will come and take all your teeth."
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18 Quotes by Mike Harding
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep…
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However,…
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