"Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce……" — Mike Harding
"Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them."
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Mike Harding
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18 Quotes by Mike Harding
Mike Harding has 18 quotes on this site.
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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give…
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Bare Foot Folk and is full of really interesting songs, Ange Hardy takes folk tales and creates new folk songs…
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep…
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America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place…
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... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to…
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British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of…
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Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
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Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
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If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
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In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However,…
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The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a…
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I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin,…
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.
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Today we bury his remains in the earth as a seed of immortality. Our hearts are full of sadness, yet…
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A lot of cultures believe you take the placenta and you bury it and plant something.
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Man's unhappiness, as I construe, comes of his greatness; it is because there is an Infinite in him, which with…
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In order to have a charismatic leader, you have to have a charismatic program. Because if you have a charismatic…
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Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let…
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
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They wanna bury me im worried. Im loosin my mind look down the barrel of my nine and my visions…
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Lose/Win people bury a lot of feelings. And unexpressed feelings come forth later in uglier ways. Psychosomatic illnesses often are…
— Stephen Covey
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We had a death pact, and I have to keep my half of the bargain. Please bury me next to…
— Sid Vicious
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Then my verse I dishonor, my pictures despise, my person degrade and my temper chastise; and the pen is my…
— William Blake
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