Best Hairy Sayings

83 Hairy quotes by 76 unique authors

Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock. — Jeaniene Frost
What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?’ (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Nice knees, bud, but the hairy legs could use a Bush Hog. (Kyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I swear, Daimons or not, if you don’t behave, Z, I’m going to send you to Antarctica and leave you there to rot. (Acheron) Ooo.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for a bit. (Gallagher)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but… — Kiersten White
Apparently being a mermaid is dead dull. I watched The Little Mermaid with her once a few years ago—she thought it was freaking hilarious. She… — Kiersten White
Get rid of their mast, knock holes in the hull, then get back on board." "You want us to sink her?" Gundar asked, and Halt… — John Flanagan
New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo. — Jim C. Hines
Love can transform us. It can be a healing force or a disaster, a tidal wave, a tornado. It can burn and scar us or… — Francesca Lia Block
I had just lot my best friend, barely escaped having my life sucked out by a psychotic burning girl, committed treason and nearly gotten the… — Kiersten White
Good God,” I whispered, sitting on the van’s cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy—not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn’t-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly… — Kim Harrison
Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...] — Simone Elkeles
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning
People need BHAGs - big hairy audacious goals. — James C. Collins
We thus learn that man is descended from a hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits, and an… — Charles Darwin
When you go to a nice restaurant, you want to be relaxed and have a drink and everything, you want to look at people who… — Iris Apfel
The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to… — Jenna McCarthy
Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history. — Leslie Mann
There was a kind of physical anarchy that dominated most of my younger life. I was always too skinny, not hairy enough, my voice jumped… — Adam Rapp
Well no administration ever wants an independent overseer, and there are very good career people who are in charge of this investigation, but it could… — Nina Totenberg
I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do. — Anthony Bourdain
Shit could get hairy, I could lose myself in a flash, niggas'll think I'm Jim Carrey how I off that Mask. — Pusha T (Clipse)
I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this. — Lady Sovereign
Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try… — Regina

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