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• Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. — Erma Bombeck
• I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd… — Jim Carrey
• I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things. — Tori Amos
• Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. — Mike Harding
• Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints of the North have earned this crumb by their complaints. — Wallace Stevens
• She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
• For love... has two faces; one white, the other black; two bodies; one smooth, the other hairy. It has two hands, two… — Virginia Woolf
• I think a man is a man, and a man has a hairy chest, so let that be! — Yvonne Strahovski
• I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig. — Cornelia Funke
• Lawyers on TV always tell their clients not to say anything. The cops say that thing: 'Anything you say will be used… — Laurie Halse Anderson
• Only to the white man was nature a "wilderness" and only to him was the land "infested" with "wild" animals and "savage"… — Luther Standing Bear
• I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats,… — Brooklyn Decker

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