Best Hairy Quotes
83 Hairy quotes by 76 unique authors
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If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.
— David Henry
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There have been women who stumbled across Feministing randomly, through a bizarre Google search or something, and had no idea what feminism was. They thought…
— Jessica Valenti
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I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.
— Nick Offerman
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The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians…
— Garrison Keillor
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America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious like an I-max…
— Dennis Miller
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I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
— Frank Zappa
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Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight.
— The Notorious B.I.G.
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I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.
— Lisi Harrison
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The "hairy quadruped furnished with a tail and, pointed ears, probably arboreal in his habits," this good fellow carried hidden in his nature, apparently, something…
— Matthew Arnold
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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
— Charles Darwin
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar.…
— Demetri Martin
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I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am.
— George Michael
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There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication…
— Vladimir Nabokov
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My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was…
— Nick Offerman
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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a…
— Richard Roeper
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John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington,…
— Matt Taibbi
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I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of…
— Neil Gaiman
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He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two…
— Douglas Adams
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There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in…
— Shel Silverstein
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The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and…
— Dave Barry
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The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.
— Hilaire Belloc
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He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
— A. Lee Martinez
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We recived our colouring from the Norsemen,hairy savages who hacked their gods to pieces and hung the flesh from trees.We are the ones who sacked…
— Janet Fitch
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I put my fingers around the unmarked ring of the spyglass and twisted. The scene became clear. Oh no! A hairy brown spider clung to…
— Gail Carson Levine
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oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.
— Cecily von Ziegesar
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