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83 Hairy quotes by 76 unique authors

If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today. — David Henry
There have been women who stumbled across Feministing randomly, through a bizarre Google search or something, and had no idea what feminism was. They thought… — Jessica Valenti
I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy. — Nick Offerman
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians… — Garrison Keillor
America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious like an I-max… — Dennis Miller
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes. — Frank Zappa
Chaka, I know that pussy hairy. Sade, ooooh, I know that pussy tight. — The Notorious B.I.G.
I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides. — Lisi Harrison
The "hairy quadruped furnished with a tail and, pointed ears, probably arboreal in his habits," this good fellow carried hidden in his nature, apparently, something… — Matthew Arnold
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. — Charles Darwin
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar.… — Demetri Martin
I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am. — George Michael
There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication… — Vladimir Nabokov
My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was… — Nick Offerman
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a… — Richard Roeper
John Boehner is the ultimate Beltway hack, a man whose unmatched and self-serving skill at political survival has made him, after two decades in Washington,… — Matt Taibbi
I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of… — Neil Gaiman
He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two… — Douglas Adams
There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in… — Shel Silverstein
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and… — Dave Barry
The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. — Hilaire Belloc
He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas. — A. Lee Martinez
We recived our colouring from the Norsemen,hairy savages who hacked their gods to pieces and hung the flesh from trees.We are the ones who sacked… — Janet Fitch
I put my fingers around the unmarked ring of the spyglass and twisted. The scene became clear. Oh no! A hairy brown spider clung to… — Gail Carson Levine
oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone. — Cecily von Ziegesar

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