"There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He……" — Shel Silverstein
"There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in the fish And his big hairy paws In the buttery dish, He's nibbling the noodles, And munching the rice, He's slurping the soda, He's licking the ice. And he lets out a roar If you open the door. And it gives me a scare To know he's in there-- That Polary Bear In our Fridgitydaire."
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132 Quotes by Shel Silverstein
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I can be someone's and still be my own.
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