"Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some……" — Dave Barry
"Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards.""
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Bus Quotes
This quote is filed under Bus Quotes,
one of 697 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is…
— Hank Aaron
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I think that more and more you're going to see people of good will on their side of the aisle…
— David Axelrod
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If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go…
— Lynda Barry
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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still…
— Lewis Black
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Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming.
— Richard Branson
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If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want…
— Luke Bryan
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My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.
— Sandra Bullock
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Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
— Sandra Bullock
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As a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning…
— Julie Burchill
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Blowing up buses will not induce the Israelis to move forward, and neither will the killing of Palestinians or the…
— Abdallah II
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You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing.…
— Alan Alda
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For every album, I look at where I'm at in my career and think of a title that kind of…
— Jason Aldean
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