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- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is…
- Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit…
- My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to…
- American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated…
- On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men…
- I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to…
- What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just…
- Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of…
- People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out…
- I'm not saying that women don't think about sex also. I'm saying that women are capable, for at least brief periods of time, of not…
- If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
- If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without…
- Black Stache had no love for the Queen, no love for women of any sort, except for his ma. He had a real soft spot…
- How can you be afraid of women?” “Those ain’t normal women.
- If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a…
- The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a…
More Women Quotes
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin
- When I was growing up, the men in my life were abusive; women were the ones I ran to for comfort. — Kevyn Aucoin
- I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own. — Dido Armstrong
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- When the British came to Ibo land, for instance, at the beginning of the 20th century, and defeated the men in pitched… — Chinua Achebe
- All fat women look the same; they all look 42. — Margaret Atwood
- We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly. — Margaret Atwood
- You could tell 'The Handmaid's Tale' from a male point of view. People have mistakenly felt that the women are oppressed, but… — Margaret Atwood