"What women want: To be loved, to be……" — Dave Barry
"What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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As far as I knew white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired…
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You must picture me alone in that room in Magdalen, night after night, feeling, whenever my mind lifted even for…
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Creative power is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic yet undifferentiated substance can…
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A state of expectancy is a great assetl; a state of uncertainty-one moment thinking "perhaps" and the next moment thinking…
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... we believe in the vocation of communion and participation of our people, who day to day awaken to their…
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In the light of eternity we shall see that what we desired would have been fatal to us, and that…
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Peace, above all things, is to be desired, but blood must sometimes be spilled to obtain it on equable and…
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Rhythm, symmetry, and a happy combination of elegance and utility - a blend often desired in later days of hope…
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All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what…
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