"If it weren't for marriage, men and women……" — Dave Barry
"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Fight Quotes
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You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers…
— Joe Arpaio
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That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world,…
— Timothy Garton Ash
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The object is very clear in the fight against racism; you have reasons why you're opposed to it. But when…
— Margaret Atwood
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I believe that if you want to fight inequality you have to do it starting at infancy.
— Michelle Bachelet
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We need a strong, bold constitutional conservative who won't back down and who will fight for the values we believe…
— Michele Bachmann
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To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad.
— Abu Bakr
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I was a pretty scrappy, tough kid; I got in all sorts of fights at school. I defended myself -…
— Amy Adams
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It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.
— Ansel Adams
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I'm not going to fight in the physical with physical weapons, because it's not a physical fight. I'm going to…
— Stephen Baldwin
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I've decided to run for the U.S. Senate because I believe Wisconsin families need a senator who will work hard…
— Tammy Baldwin
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Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of…
— Ansel Adams
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We are all one - or at least we should be - and it is our job, our duty, and…
— Roy Barnes
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