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Witty Quotes by W.C. Fields
- I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
- I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- I like children - fried.
- I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
- Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
- I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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