Witty Quotes
- Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. — Jerry Lewis
- When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis
- Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
- No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent. — Abraham Lincoln
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
- You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. — Jack London
- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth
- Our visions begin with our desires. — Audre Lorde
- There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn't exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes. — Christian Louboutin
- A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes. — Christian Louboutin
- Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction. — Anne Sullivan Macy
- I wish I had the nerve not to tip. — Paul Lynde
- I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde
- I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. — Loretta Lynn
- We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. — Douglas MacArthur
- It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. — Niccolo Machiavelli
- Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. — Bill Maher
- Men are only as loyal as their options. — Bill Maher
- God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. — Naguib Mahfouz
- A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. — W. Somerset Maugham